it's jokes

Priest

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What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

Forehead

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Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Rape

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I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

Bus Driver

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(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

Gun

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I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

Shit

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You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

Game of Thrones

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The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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  • Taliban

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    If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.