it's jokes
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!