it's jokes
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
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