it's jokes
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!