it's jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.