IT jokes

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.

Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?

Bye-son.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.

Then it exploded.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

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Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?

Because it got pissed off!

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?