IT jokes
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.