IT jokes
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Biden... get it?
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.