IT jokes

"What time is it?"

"Daytime."

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it can never find home.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.