IT jokes

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.