IT jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only Juan.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))