IT jokes
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"