IT jokes

Gun

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Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Nun

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Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Boy

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A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Scale

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On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Fly

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

Yo mama

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Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"