IT jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.