IT jokes
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."