IT jokes

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!