Interpretation jokes
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
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Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
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You ever say something normal and everyone else thinks it means something else?
What if when Gandalf said “Flee you fools” in the fellowship at the bridge of Khazad Dûm in Moria he actually meant “Fly you fools” so they shall use the great eagles to get to Mordor?
do you guys wanna help me dissect the Theogony (Hesiod)