Interpretation jokes

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.