Interpretation jokes

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

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I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Yahahlmsyw.

That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.