Interpretation jokes

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

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Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.

My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

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That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.