Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
