what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger 'a minor'
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
