INS jokes

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.

But hay! It's in my jeans!

What do you call a pineapple in a pun?

A Puneapple.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

What’s the most played song in Africa?

Have you ever seen the rain?

What is the most famous dish in Africa?

Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

The driving instructor.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What do birds and planes have in common?

They both fly into building windows.