INS jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.