INS jokes

Shit

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My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Helicopter

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They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

Orphanage

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I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Miscarriage

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What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

Stripper

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Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Cat

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Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Heart

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

Milk

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.