INS jokes
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
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Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.