INS jokes
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.