me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
