Mickel jokes

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose.