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The image shows a split view of a stylish bathroom. The left side shows a gold tissue dispenser and a gold flush button. The floor is blue with white specks. The toilet is white. The right side shows a silver tissue dispenser, a silver flush button, a white floor with light gray specks, and a white toilet. The walls are dark blue in both views. The text overlay reads: "Why is this toilet so f***ing stylish?"

MEME LORD

A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."

Heroin Monkey

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a tweet from KFC_UKI saying: "Me: eating, Ing: I'm full, Full: But I'm full, But: ok, Ok: what, What: what?"

Wade

Bredbear

A meme showing a comparison between "my friends dreams" and "my dreams". "My friend's dreams" shows two Chad figures, with text saying "I dreamed I kissed my crush" and "nice". "My dreams" shows a bunch of bread and characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's" embedded into the bread. There is also text that says "Five Nights at BRreddy's".

Anonymous

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A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Anonymous

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.