Infrastructure jokes
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
These are as weak as the towers.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!