Infrastructure jokes

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!