Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Dams are dam strange.
That dam looks damn cool!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
