Infrastructure jokes
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What has two left legs 馃Φ but can鈥檛 walk? An airport.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a joke about construction. I'm still working on it.
Dams are dam strange.
That dam looks damn cool!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it鈥檚 a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.