I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.