Indians jokes

Indian

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

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  • Indian

    What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

    Indian

    There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

    The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

    The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

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  • Memes

    Dot

    A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

    He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

    Lottery Ticket

    I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

    Brick

    Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

    Cheese

    What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

    "Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

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  • Rape

    What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • Indian

    Why did the Indian cross the road?

    Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

    Stereotype

    Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

    Curry

    Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.