Indians jokes
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.