What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Indians Jokes
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
