Indians jokes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
How Did this indian Know?
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.