Indians jokes
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
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Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.