what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
why is a brick always hard, because the indians played with it enough
What do you call a Indian going through the bins ??
RUMAJINGG
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
whats an indians favorite drug beans
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter"
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
What do you call a Indian babysitter?Nann y
what do you call an indian gravedigger digdeep
what country did indians invent? curry-a