Indians jokes
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.