Indians jokes

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Drunk people

    • An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

    The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

    The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

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    • Chicken

    • Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

    The waiter said, "What's that?"

    I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

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    • People

    • Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

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    • Curry

    • An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

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    • Man

    • The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."

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