Indians jokes
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"