Indians jokes
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Indian? Did or feather?
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.