Indians Jokes

Curry muncher

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

Stereotype

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

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  • Indian

    Two Indians are walking beside a river...

    One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.

    "The White Man was here."

    "How can you tell?"

    "We're speaking English, aren’t we?"

    Football

    Why are Indians so good at football?

    Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

    Indian

    Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

    In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

    The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

    Snow

    Why don't Indians like snow?

    Because it's white all over their land.

    Penaldo

    What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

    Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

    Secret

    Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

    Indian

    What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

    What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

    Cowboy

    There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

    The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

    The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

    Indian

    If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Indian

    How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

    🤣😂😆😁

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