How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
how do you make a Indian explode?
you press the red dot
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"