India jokes

What's India's favorite font?

Comic Sanskrit.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.