Inclusion jokes

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

What do you call an autistic army special forces?

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.