Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
