Inclusion jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).