Inclusion jokes
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA