Inclusion jokes
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA