15+ Participation Jokes

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Why can't orphans go on game shows?

You need a family member.

A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA