Participation jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Humanity.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.