In common jokes
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.