What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
In Common Jokes
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
