In common

In common jokes

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

House

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

Priest

What do priests and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

Toilet Paper

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

People

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Lie

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Theater

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Gun

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

Priest

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

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  • Pedophile

    What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

    They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

    Trans Men

    What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

    Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

    (I'm a trans man myself lol)

    Michael Jackson

    What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

    Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Tool

    What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

    Shame

    Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

    Gender

    What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.