In common jokes
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...