In common jokes
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.