In common jokes
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.