In common jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.