What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
