Illusion Jokes

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."

Why did the orphan cross the road

He thought he saw his parents

Oasis am I right

What You Call a magic owl? Hoo Dini

What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?

(Your imagination)

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.

I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.

Idk my friend did it

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.

A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?

Eminem-o the Great

you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see

There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.