I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Why did the orphan cross the road
He thought he saw his parents
Oasis am I right
What You Call a magic owl? Hoo Dini
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination)
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.
A dwarf walks into a bar.He ask for a shot of whiskey.The bartender gives him the 🥃 and it turn into a gallon of whiskey.The bartender sees this and takes it back and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see
