How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them." A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off? A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
