Hypothetical jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Memes
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Memes
Community
Who would win
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.
Hypothetically, if I Was a President I'd Banned U From Entering Ur Country in the Terms of #Terrorism".