Hypothetical jokes

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?

Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.

Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?

Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.

Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?