Hypothetical jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Memes
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Memes
Community
Who would win
Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.
Hypothetically, if I Was a President I'd Banned U From Entering Ur Country in the Terms of #Terrorism".