The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
what's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer? her dad didn't beat cancer
My father taught me a lesson of sex in hypothetical way. My stepmother gave me a lesson to how is going inside?
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
