Coconut Tree jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."