Coconut Tree jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.