Coconut Tree jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.