I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
My grandmother made her passage on a boat the thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
What's an indians favorite store?
Red dot
yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
I gave a blind kid a gun I told him it a hair drior
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
