What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Mickey's Drawbridge
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Mickey Mouse is a mouse, right? Mice live in holes. Holes have drawbridges, just like your brain has empty rooms. Instead of sayin' he uses condoms, he says he uses his "drawbridge," implying he's sealin' the deal...get it? Probably not, but I tried.
Anonymous
My good friend recently told me you can use pencils instead of condoms by sticking the pointy bit in
SWATTEAM
Yeah that too.