Humans jokes
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What do you call it when human vegetables die?
Spoiled food product.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...