Humans jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!