Humans jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"
HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.