Howe jokes

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.

How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?

A Cor-owner.

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?

You can never tell.

This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.