Howe jokes

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?

I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?

You can never tell.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?

A Cor-owner.