Howe jokes
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
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Memes
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.