How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
How water say hi
It waves
how did stephen hawking die he lost wifi
Hi how are you today
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "how much for the drink." The bartender responds "for you no charge"
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
How many feet are in feet?
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
