Howe jokes
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Memes
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.