Howe jokes

Emo

Chinese

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Orphan

Orphan

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

Suicide

Suicide

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

Memes

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Guy

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...πŸ€”

Eye

Wife: β€œHow do I look?” Husband: β€œWith your eyes.”

Book

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.