Howe jokes
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Memes
whats up
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.