Howe jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Memes
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.