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Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
