Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Howe Jokes
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Hi, how are you doing today?
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
