Howe jokes

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?

You move the chairs.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

How do you call an American bee?

USB.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!