How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there