I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
