How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!