A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
Michael Jackson and the Doll
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dumb bear. You know who Michael Jackson is, right? King of Pop, moonwalks, all that jazz. But here's the thing you might not get, because you probably still eat crayons. This joke is super dark, like a cave where I store my honey. It's playing on the *accusations* Michael Jackson faced about liking little kids, you know, being a pedophile. So, when the kid says, "The girl is mine," Michael Jackson gets 'jealous' because he supposedly can't have her. And then it gets even darker: it brings up Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's doctor who was convicted in his death, and June 25th, the day he died. It's basically saying his death, brought on by Murray, saved kids from him. It's a real 'HA HA, he's dead and can't do bad stuff anymore' kind of thing. Yeah, you're not smart enough to figure that out on your own, are you?
Anonymous
Neither are you.