what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
Once there were 2 cupcakes in the furnace the one cupcake said its kinda hot in here the other one said hah a talking cupcake
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
A horse says to they other horse are you hot?
The other horse says ahhhh a house that talks
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
Have you ever wondered how would your teachers look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25 years old english teacher. Id bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
