i have a horse named mayo mayo neighs
The other day while I was going down on my grandma , I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her !!!
what did the horse say when his throat was sore?
i have a hoarse throat!
There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said “Guess it isn’t your day is it”.
Why can’t orphan have horse
Because they run away like there mum did
What do you call a horse rider with down syndrome?
What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman
Christopher Reeve’s horse
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions …you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind …as he emerged from the betting office with all his money… he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person…each and everytime. He ,however couldn’t seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him … “But I’m undeserving I can’t come with you” he said … “Yes you can” replied the Angel , “you gave all your stake ( steak) away”
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" UwU
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
What do gay horses say? "Hay ya’lllllllllllllll!
I named my horse Mayo. Mayo neighs
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender ask why the long face
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse