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Q: What do gay horses say?

A: Geigh!!!

Today 11:15 PM
you're never gonna believe what just
happened
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Background
Pinyan's death
Investigation
Media reporting
Criminal charges, guilty plea, and
sentencing
Aftermath
"2 Guys 1 Horse"
Zoo
James Michael Tait and later
events of 2009-2010
Section 16.52.205 of the
Revised Code of Washington
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References
External links
Enumclaw horse sex case
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The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an
engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck
driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic
pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging
in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries
in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7]
Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that
prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law,
bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was
sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.
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In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed,
largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer
considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law
was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said:
Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally
know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall
voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead
body, shall be guilty of sodomy...
Enumclaw horse sex case
Date
Location
Location of Enumclaw, Washington State
July 2, 2005; 18 years ago
Unincorporated area in King
County, Washington, United
States (near Enumclaw)
Bestiality
Туре
Cause
Cause of death:
Acute peritonitis caused by
traumatic perforation of the colon
Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr.
Hands)[1]
Outcome
• James Michael Tait
• Douglas Spink
A stallion
Laws passed criminalizing
bestiality and zoophilic
pornography in Washington state

Me explaining that a
pregnant horse can run faster
cause it has two horsepower
My physics teacher

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows

How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!!

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

what do you call a horse that does karate? a horse

can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.

A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly"

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."