Hopper jokes

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

Why do Mexicans eat tacos?

Because they're border hoppers.

Where does a girl with one leg work?

IHOP.

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."