What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working
